autonomic_pilot ([info]autonomic_pilot) wrote,
@ 2009-05-17 12:07:00
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You'll all remember that part where I said that once I get this hip thing done it's all I'll manage to talk about because of how much it excites me?  Well here it is again with my permission (you're welcome) to skip this post which is mostly me saying: OMG I can do things everybody else can do without thinking about it and even though I have to think about it a little still it's crazy great and completely mundane!!!!


Ahem.

On Friday morning I had a wild idea.  I was craving the cherries jubilee french toast being featured at the 5 Spot right now and it's only a few blocks (and 4 flights of stairs) away from here... so let's take a walk.

Being the 5th day since I had surgery, I figured I would need to stop part way and catch a breather... but I didn't.  I walked the steps like a normal person would too, none of that one foot down, other next to it, one foot down, other next to it....   No, I took one step per foot and just used the railing on one side as a support.  I was completely thrilled and my Mom was unable to be quiet about it through most of breakfast.  I'm surprised she didn't tell the waitress. 

Mom: "You know, my son just walked down some stairs.  All by himself!" 

Waitress: -sideways glance at me now second guessing why she had flirted-  "Ooh... well, he's certainly getting to be a big boy!  Coffee?"

But no, this horror story did not happen. 

Surely, I would need to take a breather on the way back up the steps going home, right?  No.  I was actually surprised when we got to the top, figuring I should be much more winded.  We just kept going and ended up back at my place.


One thing about surgery, though, and I know a few of you already know it: It saps the hell out of your energy for quite a while.  We got back from breakfast and I zonked out for a 2.5 hour nap.  My stamina is getting measurably better each day, but wow.  I knew I was tired (special note: I did not say 'in pain) but didn't realize how much it takes just to walk a few blocks and cover some stairs. 

I just got done going up and down the stairs in my building.  Time for a rest.



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[info]evillinn
2009-05-17 07:29 pm UTC (link)
freakin' awesome, my dear. So delighted to hear about all the things you can do with your killer awesome badass hip!

So you should be in great shape by the 13th of June, right?

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[info]autonomic_pilot
2009-05-17 07:31 pm UTC (link)
I should be, yes. Probably better shape than I have been since... well, years.

Even were I not operating at 100% capacity, I would not miss that day for anything. It's important.

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[info]evillinn
2009-05-17 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Also, the more I think about it, the more I think you should get your mom to set you up for that conversation with the waitress.

Mom: "You know, my son just walked down some stairs. All by himself!"

Waitress: -sideways glance at me now second guessing why she had flirted- "Ooh... well, he's certainly getting to be a big boy! Coffee?"

John: "Well, see, I've recently gotten this new cybernetic hip. I'm only now discovering exactly what its capable of and...testing its full range of motion, if you catch my drift."

Okay, so maybe it isn't your mom that you want setting you up for the conversation. We'll figure out a way to set you up for this, though. Just call us your wingmen and wingwomen. aaawe yeeaaah.

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[info]autonomic_pilot
2009-05-17 07:50 pm UTC (link)
I simply do not give you enough delicious food and foot rubs. For this oversight I apologize and promise to do better in the future.

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[info]faerieburst
2009-05-17 07:48 pm UTC (link)
You are such a bitch.

B.I.T.C.H.

I so want cherries jubilee french toast now.

My hate for you burns with the intensity of ten thousand suns.

Oh, and that recovery thing you have going? That's pretty awesome too.

But seriously, you are an evil man.

~Aramada

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[info]autonomic_pilot
2009-05-17 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Well, if you came over towards breakfast time one of these days I could possibly walk you down there.

Or I could take pictures the next time I go. Because they're close to here. Couple of blocks. I could have them anytime. Right now, even... hmm...

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[info]faerieburst
2009-05-17 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Dude, you realize I have no ethical issues with kicking a man healing from surgery, right?

NONE AT ALL.

~Aramada

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[info]autonomic_pilot
2009-05-17 07:54 pm UTC (link)
You realize I now have two cybernetic hips? I could jump around and dodge you all day before unleashing my Flying Robot Monkey Ninja Scissor Pneumatic kick. It devastates.

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[info]faerieburst
2009-05-17 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Not during recovery you can't.

And I'm a chick who takes advantage of every opportunity that presents itself.

You are TOAST, sir.

~Aramada

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[info]autonomic_pilot
2009-05-17 08:16 pm UTC (link)
How do you know I'm not just using the illusion of being lame to lure you in close?

I'll have you right where I want you. Ba-ring it!!

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[info]faerieburst
2009-05-17 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Done and done.

Shame I'm gonna have to school ya in front of your mama like that. But then again, international flying models of mystery need some humility lessons sometimes.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

~Aramada

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[info]autonomic_pilot
2009-05-17 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Ha! I'm so freaking humble I put most Amish to shame. I mean look at how bad-ass my humility is: not constantly pointing out how attractive I am, not constantly talking about how I'm a pilot, not constantly reminding people that my wit is a commodity sought by nations all over the globe...

But anyway, I already have all your base. My zig have moved.

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[info]faerieburst
2009-05-17 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Pshaw, my zag is all over it.

Before you even know it, somebody, and by somebody, I mean me, set you up the bomb.

Like it already happened, sir. Already. happened.

~Aramada

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[info]autonomic_pilot
2009-05-17 08:29 pm UTC (link)
I think you underestimate my great justice.

Main screen turn on - See that? That's the news story about how I already brought it, wrapped it up with some shiny paper, and delivered it to your door step.

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[info]assassinpandora
2009-05-17 09:44 pm UTC (link)
I am excited about your stairclimbing. Can't wait to see what you can do in a month or so!

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[info]l00p
2009-05-18 01:06 am UTC (link)
This makes me unreasonably happy.

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